Hurricane

Some say Hurricane Irene is God's way of punishing New York for approving gay marriage. But no one seems to think it's instead a punishment for the greed and irresponsibility on Wall Street.

As for me, I think two things: 1) This is not the first major hurricane to come this far north (though, to be fair, they only come once gay marriage is approved in a northeastern state; note the sarcasm). This means it's probably not an omen. Sorry, folks. 2) It's possible this hurricane's intensity is the result of global warming. Just sayin'. Even though Rick Perry thinks Global Warming isn't real.