Sam Goldsmith

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

NANOWRIMO: A Thing Of The Past!

Ciao, Tutti!

I am excited. After spending nearly 30 hours writing this week I have reached the illustrious 50,000 word goal for National Novel Writing Month, Nanowrimo for short. Not only that, but I think the writing itself has been (gasp!) actually pretty good. I'm not quite finished with the plot of the novel, though, and it is only the second of a trilogy, so my work doesn't end quite yet. But I don't have to worry about writing 1667 words each day anymore. Pressure is off! Plus, I get to enjoy Thanksgiving with my family instead of cooping myself up in a room with a laptop and candy bars to keep me going.

So I'll be discontinuing my use of that column on the left-hand side of the blog about my word count. Since all of you care so much...

Speaking of writing, I want to make sure you all read My Brother, the Storyteller, the post I made only a few days ago. Read my brother's short, page-long story, or I'll sic my elephant on you. Please?

All right, I don't have an elephant. He doesn't fit in my dorm room.

In other news, I've posted a new song on my First Regrets myspace page, which can be accessed by clicking the link on the left under Free streaming samples of my music, or by following the link posted below. Some of you may recognize the new song. I may post another as well. We'll see.



For those of you who don't know, the Pistons, Warriors, and Knicks, the three basketball teams I have legitimate claim to call "home" teams, all suck. The Pistons show spurts after force feeding LA its first loss of the season and snapping Cleveland's 8-game win streak over its knee, but we've also been thoroughly schooled by the Celtics (twice), the Suns, and the Timberwolves, a team that has less wins than I have grandparents. The Knicks are finally watchable, but now their tallest player is David Lee, quickly followed by Nate Robinson. Their average rebound count will be lower than the Timberwolves's current win count. And the Warriors are young, stupid, and inconsistent. At least they're not as bad as last year. I guess I have the most hope for them, but Anthony Morrow will have to put together more 37-point games to make it happen.

The one good thing is that all three teams have been involved in early player movement. That is exciting. The only problem is that the Pistons gave up Mark Stein's #3 in the early MVP race behind Kobe and LeBron, and the Knicks gave up their two top scorers and their only player who even knew what a rebound was. The Warriors, at least, were able to ditch their disgruntled forward, Al Harrington, for Jamal Crawford, who should play well in Nellie's system.

I'm just going to have to get used to teams I don't like winning and teams I like losing. Oh, well.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. If you don't read my brother's story in yesterday's post or listen to the First Regrets songs, then I take it back.

-Sam goldsmith

Friday, November 21, 2008

"On the Way to Work" - My Brother, the Storyteller

Ciao, Tutti!

I know I haven't written in a while. This is not because nothing has happened in my life. In fact a lot has happened. The Constitutional Law class I have been teaching had its last class a week ago. I am finished with all assignments except the final exams now. My RA was abducted by aliens. I could have easily written about any of these things. But I had a lot of work. Yes, lame excuse, I know, but it's the same excuse you're all using to explain why you don't read my posts.

I kid. I know you read them all so thoroughly that you can find all the spelling errors and everything.

Today I am posting another short fiction, but this time it's not one I wrote. My brother, Joel did. And it's good. It has my endorsement. Then I can get back into writing my novel and putting up missing person signs for my RA.

I really hope you know I'm just kidding. Just thought I'd add that before the Department of Homeland Security raids my dorm.

Where to find the other stories

The other stories are in the archives somewhere along the left-hand side of my blog, intermingled with the pictures I took in Europe and shameless self-promotion.

"Sam Fails to Finish a Love Story" is under the post entitled "Sam Fails to Finish a Love Story" (duh) in the month of November.

"The VideoMag Proposal" is under the post entitled The Day Before November in October. It's a long post and the story is near the bottom.

"Cliche Central" is under the post entitled Art Sharing Day in October.

On the Way to Work

On the Way to Work (3 paragraphs only! Super short.)

By Joel Goldsmith

Boing! Boing! The noise resonated in his dream. Boing! Boing! What the hell is that boinging? He shook himself awake. In a smooth groggy motion, he turned to face his alarm clock that showed 6:36 AM. “Boing…boing…boi-“ “Oh shit, it’s almost time for work.” Hastily he rolled out of bed planting his face neatly on the floor. He took out his uniform and began to dress, almost as if enraged. He packed his bag, in which he threw a carton of orange juice for breakfast, a piece of plastic that reminded him of his ex-girlfriend, his medical equipment, and a lone shoe. As he left his Richmond apartment he remembered one last thing. He went back inside and grabbed a roll of toilet paper.

The station had run out of toilet paper the night before and the young fire fighter paramedic knew that his early morning shit was fast approaching. As he piloted his car down to station three, the smelly, bulging mass built and built until a race car track had formed in his mind. He was in a light blue car, revving his engine while adjacent a blackish, brownish, greenish, slimy car was returning the gesture. He rounded the first corner well ahead of his lurking opponent, but as time passed the opposing vehicle moved farther and farther down the track of his bowels. His face turned red with pressure as he tried to subdue his opponent. The race was a dead tie. And then it happened. The Blackish, brownish, greenish, slimy car passed his and won the race all over the inside of his new pants.

And the lone shoe didn’t help him at all….

Fine

I hope you enjoyed it. He says a few people in his class were grossed out, but everyone had some sort of reaction. I would be very surprised if you didn't react to this story in some way. Which means it must be good.

Short post. Short attention span. Short sentences. Short goodbye.

-Sam goldsmith

P.S. It snowed the other day. For two minutes. It wasn't even enough to get excited about, let alone use to make a snowball, take it into class with you, and throw it at the teacher while he's writing on the blackboard. The only time I ever would have done that would probably have been in Mr. Bye's English class in high school, and there was no snow where I went to high school, so I crashed his computer instead. Horay!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Story - Sam Fails To Tell A Love Story

Ciao, Tutti!

The secret's out. Sam goldsmith spends his Saturday nights cooped up in his dorm room writing endlessly while all his friends are at concert or parties or operas and all having a ball of a time. And I know what you are thinking, but it's okay. There's no need to be jealous.

I am doing National Novel Writing Month, in which I am writing the second book in my trilogy that has the angsty working title, "The Nameless Face." I hope to change that working title soon. The point is that I had an amazingly productive day (36 words per minute, obliterating my 25 wpm average) today and I am so pumped up about it that I can't sleep. Yes, I know I can't sleep normally, either, but that's not the point.

Before November started and I was set to begin my novel there were about two weeks when I produced a lot of rough drafts of short fiction, two of which ("The VideoMag Proposal" and "Cliche Central") you have already seen or can find in my archives. So I have been able to post stories even though I am wrapped up in my novel because the material for these stories is already there, in need only of re-writing. When I break from my novel but still find myself with extra time I edit the old works. And, being pumped up as I was about writing over 3,000 words of high-quality writing in under an hour and a half, I figured I'd use the adrenaline to edit another short fiction for you all.

Where to find the other stories

The other stories are in the archives somewhere along the left-hand side of my blog, intermingled with the pictures I took in Europe and shameless self-promotion.

"The VideoMag Proposal" is under the post entitled The Day Before November in October. It's a long post and the story is near the bottom.

"Cliche Central" is under the post entitled Art Sharing Day in October.

From now on I will label story posts with the word "Story" at the beginning. Like I did with this one. Why I didn't think of this earlier I have no idea.

Sam Fails To Tell A Love Story

1590 Words


Everyone cheered as the six friends stood arm in arm at the front of the courtyard, rain falling endlessly on their unprotected heads. All the warriors who had bravely fought in the unending war were finally seeing their dreams of a peaceful world come true. A boy in a wheelchair and his muscular father next to an elegantly dressed man with a goatee hollered gleefully, their open umbrellas forgotten on the cobblestones. Foot soldiers dressed in blue with empty gun holsters clapped enthusiastically, some cheering, some crying. Only Tarah’s parents were still and speechless, unable to believe that their colorblind daughter was one of the best fighters the world had ever seen, forever to be remembered as a national hero. People embraced all around the courtyard, hugging soaked friends who had once been mortal enemies. It was over. The plot had been resolved.

The heroes stepped forward to greet the crowd but Zack was pulled back. Alana was tugging on his sleeve. “Can I talk to you for a second?” she asked, beckoning him away from the scene. They walked off to a deserted wing of the courtyard where no one could disturb them, huddling under the umbrella more closely than they needed to be.
She turned to look at him once she was sure they were alone. “I liked your speech,” she said, smiling sweetly at him.

“Thanks,” he said sheepishly.

“I am so happy today,” she said, her eyes dodging the young soldier. “This war has made the world so hurt and I am so happy to see it all end.”

“I am, too,” said Zack, his eyes planted on her smile. “It’s amazing that we can finally tell people peace is here.”

“I’m so glad this moment has finally come,” she said.

“So let’s share it with our friends,” said Zack, taking her by the hand.

“I mean I’m glad to share this moment with you,” she said, blushing as she made eye contact. She began to lean towards him.

“Alana,” said Zack, closing his eyes, “I love you.”

“I love you too,” she whispered. The love-struck pair leaned towards each other, waiting for the passion-engulfed kiss they had been dreaming of. They could smell each other’s skin and knew that their love would finally be sealed, just like the war’s finality had been sealed. They wrapped their arms around each other’s bodies, drawing still nearer, and…

And…

“And?” yelled Alana.

“What’s going on?” asked Zack.

“We should have kissed by now!” she complained, letting go of him. “Seriously, why are we stopping?”

“I’m sorry,” I said, looking at the ground while my hands fiddled nervously behind my back. “I just can’t write love scenes. I’m really bad at them.”

Zack let out a loud, frustrated groan.

“We were so close!” Alana cried. “All you had to do was move us an inch closer and we would have been kissing! It’s really not that hard!”

“It’s hard for me,” I said timidly. “I don’t know how to do a kissing scene. Usually when there’s a kiss I just look away.”

“Oh, so you can have us confess our love for each other but you can’t have us kiss?” demanded Zack.

“Actually I didn’t like that part very much,” I said to the medal collage on his uniform. “Look, I just don’t know how to do this, okay?”

“No, it’s not okay!” exclaimed Zack. “I’ve been waiting to share a kiss with Alana for over a year and now you’re telling me you can’t write it?”

“Look, it’s really simple,” Alana explained. “You have us lean in and kiss in youthful
bliss or something like that. We can wrap our arms around each other and pull ourselves tightly together, the warmth of our bodies pressed against each other making us light-headed. Then we can release our lips and slowly open our eyes to gaze at each other longingly. Then Alex can come in and interrupt us and Zack can open his umbrella between us for privacy as we lean in again.”

“That’s sounds good,” said Zack.

“I think I’m going to throw up,” I said.

“Alana! Zack!” came Alex's voice from around the bend. “Come on! It’s time for Marco's medal ceremony!” He entered the area and screamed dramatically, covering his eyes. He peeked through his fingers. “Wait,” he said, straightening up. “You’re not kissing.”

Alana sighed. “Yes, I know that, genius.”

“Wait, this doesn’t make sense,” said Alex, scratching his head. “I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to be kissing right now.”

“Yeah, me too,” muttered Zack, glaring in my direction.

“This moron doesn’t know how to write it,” said Alana, jabbing a thumb at me.

“Look, guys,” I said, “I just have a problem with resolving all the plot lines so neatly all at the same time. That’s not how real life works.”

“I don’t care how real life works!” yelled Zack. “I’ve been through too much not to get this kiss right now!”

“What’s with all the shouting over here?” asked Sally, following Alex into the area.

“Sam can’t write a love scene,” said Alex. “Seems like all we can do together is count sheep until he can figure it out.”

“I’ll bet Sam just needs to be kissed himself,” proclaimed Sally. “That way he’d know how to write about it.”

“No, I’m good,” I said, backing away.

“I think Sally's right,” said Alana. “We need to find someone to kiss Sam so that he’ll know how to tell our story the way it was meant to be told.”

“And it can’t be just anyone,” added Zack. “It has to be someone breathtakingly beautiful, almost as beautiful as Alana.”

“Oh!” exclaimed Alex. “I know! Mary Sue!”

“Guys, this isn’t a very good idea,” I stammered.

“Do you really think she’ll come up from South Carolina just like that?” asked Alana, ignoring me.

“I’m sure she wants to see the plot resolve just as much as we do,” responded Alex.

“Okay, maybe not as much as you and Zack, but I’m just saying.”

“That’s enough!” I yelled. Everyone turned to look at me. For a relaxing split second the only sound was the rain. “Look, I’ll just do what Alana said with the mushy passion stuff, okay?” I conceded.

Alana shrugged. “Sounds good.”

“Alex and Sally, can you be back here in a few minutes to interrupt them so Zack can block you off with the umbrella?”

“Sure thing,” smiled Alex. “I’ll go tell them to hold off the medal ceremony for another few minutes to buy us some time.” He and Sally walked out, Sally pecking him on the cheek. Alana let out a frustrated groan.

“What?” I said. “You don’t want a little kiss like that. You want more passion.”

“He’s right,” said Zack.

“I’m not even in the mood anymore,” said Alana flatly.

“I’ll see what I can do,” I said, following Alex and Sally into the courtyard.

Zack took hold of Alana’s hand, the feeling of his skin against hers causing her to blush wildly. Their eyes met and they knew the time had come. The love-struck pair leaned towards each other, anticipating the passion-engulfed kiss they had been dreaming of. They could smell each other’s skin and knew that their love would finally be sealed, just like the war’s finality had been sealed. They wrapped their arms around each other’s bodies, drawing still nearer.

“I love you, Alana,” said Zack.

“I love you, too,” whispered Alana.

They pushed their lips together and kissed in youthful bliss, pulling themselves tightly together. The warmth of their bodies pressed against each other and the long-awaited release of passion made them light-headed with elation. Zack cupped Alana's cheek in his palm and a single tear dripped down from her eye onto the back of Zack’s soft, warm hand. They released the contact between their lips and slowly opened their eyes to gaze at each other longingly, remaining close enough to touch noses.

“Alana! Zack!” shouted Alex, marching into the wing with Sally. “Hurry up! It’s time for Marco’s medal ceremony!” He froze in his tracks when his eyes fell upon the two lovers, jaw dropped. The four stared at each other for a moment, then Zack shifted the umbrella to block off the view, leaning in to kiss Alana again as the rain soaked their clothes, their silhouettes melting together behind the thin fabric.

“Okay,” Alex said, turning back to the main courtyard. “That was awkward.”

“I think it was sweet,” said Sally, giving Alex a quick peck on the cheek. “Come on, we have to tell them to hold off the medal ceremony a little longer.”

Sally walked out into the main courtyard to face their friends once again while Alex searched me out, finding me sipping a Thai iced tea with my back against a wall under an overhang.

“How’d it go?” I asked, watching Tarah hug her mother in the courtyard.

“It went perfectly fine,” said Alex. “Everything worked out.”

“Glad to hear it.”

“I decided not to do the dramatic scream, though.”

“That’s probably for the best,” I nodded, offering Alex a sip.

“So, what did you think?”

“I hated it,” I said, shrugging. “It was insincere and cliché. But it’s what they wanted, right?”

“They certainly looked happy,” said Alex, handing me a half empty glass.

“What about you?” I asked. “Do you need an over-the-top mushy love scene to make you happy?”

“Nope. I’m fine with everything as it is.”

“Thank goodness.”

Fine

So there you have it. I can't tell a love story. I love making fun of myself in these stories.

A few notes about this one. I wrote this before I wrote "Cliche Central," but the pair are more or less about the same thing. My mind has been on the status of cliches a lot lately. I've always been overly concerned with how to make myself different without losing touch with the world. Embrace the cliche! NEVER! Personally I like "Cliche Central" a tad more, but I don't really know why. Perhaps because I really can't tell a love story and it's getting to me. Again, I don't know why.

The characters are based off characters I didn't make up, which is a new thing for me. I changed their names and some things about each of them for the story, but someone with an eagle eye can probably pick out where they come from. This means the Alana character is not actually my cousin, just to avoid the confusion there. I actually wrote another story (again, about cliches) with the characters from High School Musical in it because that's just about as cliche as you can get, and it had a wonderful scene where I shout at Morgan Freeman. The rest of it stunk, so you won't be seeing it here.

I hope you enjoyed! Please write me some feedback. I don't ever post a finished work so that you can slash and burn it and I'll still be open to suggestions. Let me know what you think! Now! I mean, please!

Okay, now I think being up late is starting to get to me. Even if I'm pumped up and can write 36 words per minute for an hour and a half without stopping. Even if we just went through the most historic election I've ever lived to see. Even if I finally have a weekend with no/minimal homework. Even if I have good, new music to listen to. There's a lot to get pumped up about, and one of them is the prospect of falling asleep.

-Sam goldsmith

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

New Single

Ciao, Tutti!

The First Regrets new single, "Silent Steps," is finally ready to be posted on MySpace! If you check the site within the next hour it should be there. Don't be daunted by a 6:30 minute piece of music. Listening to the whole thing will be totally worth it, I promise, and if you feel I've wasted 6:30 minutes of your life you can write angry letters. Then I would have to ask what you're doing reading my blog for however many minutes each time I post.

http://www.myspace.com/firstregrets

The link is also on the left-hand side of the blog.

I wanted to make one more post before the election results come in because if the world ceases to exist on November 5th I wanted to make sure I said all those things that you say when you have the feeling of impending doom. Things like telling that girl you never had the courage to talk to that you love her. Telling a complete jerk you've always wanted to tell off that he's a complete jerk. To his face.

This is also a time of experimentation. If the world blows up before tomorrow, I'll have never:

a) Had a one-night stand
b) Gotten drunk
c) Done any drugs except Tylenol, but that doesn't count
d) Had a three-some
e) Bungee jumped or sky dived
f) Been invited to the Daily Show as a guest
g) Write a screenplay
h) Juggled swords
i) Walked naked through the streets

I could go on. The point is that I have to get all this accomplished by tonight or my life may never be complete! If the world blows up by tomorrow I will forever be remembered by cockroaches as the boring kid who did none of these things in his pathetic life! So I've got roughly 12 hours. I can do this. Take a deep breath.

I hope you all realize I'm kidding. I would never be invited to the Daily Show.

Before I go I would like to say something about National Novel Writing Month. It is hard to write about eight pages of new material each day while dealing with final essays, election doom and gloom, schoolwork, and, wait, I'm a musician, too, aren't I! The point is it's hard to do. But I'm still ahead of the game and I'm actually feeling pretty good about the direction the novel is taking so far. I hope the world doesn't blow up so I can finish it.

If you have a lot of free time, which I don't, then you should give it a try. It's about a two hour investment each day (really more like one for me, but that's because I don't care so much about the words I'm typing, and three or four hours for my friend Aurora who is a great writer who takes things too slow). If you've got nothing else going on but a TV blasting Fox news, then maybe you should take it up. It's a lot of fun, even if it's exhausting.

I'll continue to update my word count on my blog as long as I'm working on it, even after November ends. Don't forget, the goal for November is 50,000 words.

Okay, no more time to waste. Time to strip naked and run through the streets. Chop chop!

-Sam goldsmith